CBRemastered 4 - Lore Is No Excuse For Failure

One Pleasent Day...
''The contestants are seen sitting in Pendleberry Park, a park that resembles Central Park located in the middle of Pendleberry. Beehive and other Gentle Warriors are playing in the trees, Neon Grassy is flying around, and a camera angle is shown to have someone sneaking up on Keychain, unsuspecting of anything...''

Milkshake: HEY KEYCHAIN!

Keychain: Huh? Oh, hey Milkshake.

Milkshake: Wanna play Truth Or Dare?

Keychain: Nah, I don't really wanna-

Flamingo Plush sneaks up behind Keychain in the same way Milkshake did.

Flamingo Plush: Why not?

Keychain, mentally: Why is everyone doing that today?

Keychain: It's just because I need a break from working for Clinko.

Brown Kind of Flower becomes the third person to come out of the bush.

Brown Kind of Flower: It's not work, it's competing, obviously.

Keychain: Dude. Clinko literally said we were his workers. And through this work, we caused 10 turkeys to commit suicide, we've traveled through parallel universes in order to kill our teammate, and we literally drove a firetruck into a family owned phone store.

Brown Kind of Flower: Well-

Keychain: You know, I don't believe I can feel good about being a Clinko employee. Something just, doesn't, feel right.

...

Keychain: Why were you guys in that bush, anyways?

Flamingo Plush: EASY! We're in the no more Keychain club!

Keychain: what

Scene pans up to Beehive and Paperclip Snake, both of which are sitting in a tree.

Paperclip Snake: So...Beehive! What was that thing you wanted to tell me?

Beehive:

A reunion, of the sorts...
In Clinko headquarters, Clinko is advertising the Clinko Instant Ice Cream Maker to a bunch of geese.

Gucci Flip Flop, from the CBT 2 Commercial: ...and SHAKE IT LIKE YOUR NEWBORN CHILD!

The geese in the room chortle and guffah.

Clinko, mentally: It's still funny!

Clinko: So anyways, I believe we should decrease the quantity of ice cream in this container! It helps to make money, and-

Some is heard rattling on the door to the business meeting.

Clinko: Huh?

Chicken Intern: Sir, there's someone wishing to see you-

Two buff turkeys burst through the front door, allowing Turk to enter the room.

Clinko, confused: Turk?

Turk: That's right! I...thought you would be more shocked to see me.

Clinko: Meh. When you run a multi-billion dollar business gameshow, you've ought to have some old enemies put a target on your back. So uh, Turk, what is it now? What plan do you have to take me down today? Was it like the incident with the two boats?

Turk: This IS NOT like the incident with the two boats!

Goose: What was the incident with the two boats?

Clinko: It-

Turk: We are not venturing there today! Anyways...

''Turk claps twice. The two turkey bodyguards behind him approach Clinko.''

Turk: Men, bring him outside.

Clinko: You can't touch me!

''One of the buff turkeys lean into Clinko face. They have a thick Russain accent.''

Turkey Bodygaurd: Oh really?

Clinko: Hm-

Scene cuts to Clinko being carried out of Clinko towers, being held by his wings by the two bodyguards.

Clinko: This seems excessive.